Good Advice

This is some good advice from Will Rogers.

1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman…neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
8. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
9. If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
10. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.
11. AND FINALLY – After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him….The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut!